Hollywoodland

Hollywoodland

Ben Affleck is a tubby bitch, maybe its because Adrien Brody is there for us to compare. But I don’t think so I think Affleck is just a tubby bitch.

This is one of those movies where the end is first, and then we are taken back to how the first scene happened. I’m all for artistic expression but seriously, it would help if they label the scenes “Past” “Present” or something like that, and by the way its not so inventive anymore if every filmmaker is doing the same fucking thing!

Anyways! I don’t know if it just me but I only get what’s happening like an hour or so into the movie, maybe I’m slow or maybe these directors ought not to confuse their audiences!!

So anyway, tubby is an actor, Brody is a private detective; Diane Lane is a big shot movie producer’s wife whom tubby gets with (the whole, younger man, older woman thing).


Everybody says tubby killed himself except his mother who then hires Brody to “investigate”. So Brody goes around finding stuff out and asking questions and I only realized what was happening when Brody envisions a possible scenario. Then its like Ohhh! Stupid shits!



2 pills out of 5