In The Land Of Women

Adam Brody is cute in a ‘I Have A Weird Voice Intonation’ sorta way. Anyway, Carter Webb (Brody) gets dumped by his girlfriend Sophie who I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere else besides Van Helsing, so she dumps him and the poor baby cries like in a really heart wrenching sorta way then when thats over, he walks out of the diner puts on those terribly sexy aviator sunglasses and sticks a cigarette in his mouth and even though he’s still dragging his way to his car so half-assed, you forgot her pathetic reasons for dumping him.






Anyway! So his gramma thinks she's dying, he decides to go see her and look after her as opposed to his mum. And across from gramma Phyllis lives Sarah (Meg Ryan), Lucy (The Pretty Kristen Stewart) and her little sister Paige.

* Sarah & Carter take walks.
* Carter is a soft core porn writer.
* Sarah tells Lucy to take Carter out for a movie cuz it'll be a nice thing to do for the new dude in the neighborhood.
* Lucy hates Sarah
* Gramma by far the funniest woman, she says stuff like "Who's Gives A Shit" and flips people off.

* Sarah is sick.
* Sarah knows that her husband is cheating on her.
* Lucy's apparent boyfriend can't wait for her to put out so he fucks her bestfriend.
* There a guy with a gap in his front teeth that has the hots for Lucy.
* Lucy takes Carter to a party.

And well, you just have to watch the rest to know it!

3 pills out of 5

Sunshine

This is a spacey movie. Space, gravity, the sun, astronauts, scientists, Chinese, Japanese and most importantly Cillian Murphy’s beautiful magnetic baby blues!!

In the future the sun is weaken as a result Earth will enter an ice ace so the geniuses on Earth sends an spaceship called the Icarus II to space to release a gigantic bomb to re-ignite the Sun, yes, that’s possible in 2057.

There was an Icarus I which was sent earlier but it lost all contact, Icarus II finds Icarus I along their course. At this point there was a fuck up on Icarus II which makes them lose their oxygen supply and one part of the ship is exposed to the Sun or something like that!

So anyway, they go on Icarus I to check out what happened and if there are supplies there they can use, all make it back except one.

Then they unknowingly bring back an unwanted visitor from Icarus I, this guy is like seriously sun damaged and it prolly got to his brain too.

Then blah blah blah blah! The thing is if the mission does fail, then Earth can kiss her mama’s ass goodbye!

I seemed to have developed a little problem where if there’s someone as mesmerizing as Murphy on screen, I can’t just really concentrate on what the hell is happening so pardon the not so informative breakdown.

And I swear, I was trying my damndest to focus but damn that dark hair and those bluest blue eyes!!

Interesting fact: Though raised Catholic before turning agnostic in his teens, Murphy ultimately became an atheist after researching his role as a nuclear physicist/astronaut in the science fiction film Sunshine.


3 Pills Out Of 5


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