The Good Shepherd

The Good Shepherd

I was lost the first two hours of this movie and I kept getting irritated because I did not know what the hell was going on but I chose to persevere and muddled my way through it!

I think my perseverance paid off and I was nicely rewarded with some light on the matter. Okay, first let me just say that I’m still not entirely sure of what was going on even after watching the movie but since I watched it and you’re here to read my opinion on it, deal with it!

I won’t call it boring but its……..confusing. There is no warning when you are taken back to the past and because there is no obvious change in the character (clothes, hairstyle, a younger looking face) or the look and feel of the film (black and white, sepia, spots), you are not sure if the scene is taking place in the present or the past and because it is so, you need to seriously pay attention to what is being said. But then again, that is really hard to do because when people from the C.I.A talk, its so fuckin soft, that your heart thumping in your chest is louder.

Okay, back to the movie, so Matt Damon plays this Edward Wilson guy who meets this hearing challenged girl and they go out then he fucks Jolie (Clover) and gets her pregnant the first time, hurrah!

So he has to marry her “because it’s the right thing to do”. Then he disappears for like 6 years and we get to see people in long overcoats and hats talking in dark shadowy places using words that don’t go together in hushed whispers. These people are De Niro who also doubles up as director, William Hurt, Alec Baldwin, Billy Crudup with a put on, see through British accent.

So blah blah, and then Edward has to choose between his loyalty to his country or his family. Don’t ask me why, I won’t tell!!

A few things to look out for:

• Timothy Hutton!!! As Wilson’s dad.

• The conversation between Wilson’s character and Joseph Palmi (Joe Pesci) who only shows his face for this conversation:

Palmi: Let me ask you sumthin,
We Italians we got our families and we got the church.
The Irish they have their homeland.
The jews, their tradition, even the niggers, they got their music.
What about you people Mr. Carlson, what do you have?

Wilson: The United States of America, the rest of you are just visiting.
• Another conversation.

Hayes: I remember a senator once asked me, when we talk about C.I.A, why we never used the word ‘the’ in front of it. And I asked him do you put the word ‘the’ in front of God?

I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about because I say THE C.I.A.



2 pills out of 5 pills

Hannibal Rising

Hannibal Rising

This movie documents the beginning of Hannibal Lecter from a young boy to a pubescent boy to the person we see in Silence of the Lambs.

While it would be interesting to fans or people who have watched the previous offerings, it might be a tad bit dry, slow and boring to those who don’t.

While the lead actor Gaspard Ulliel seems too goody two shoes to be playing Hannibal Lecter, he doesn’t fair too badly, even though his motive is vengeance, he seems to enjoy and relish every minute of it….but then there’s Gong Li who I last saw in “Miami Vice”. Of course I only watched the first 10 minutes because farrell and foxx stank (see how they didn’t deserve to be in capital letters there!). I could actually whiff major major B.O coming off my screen! I absolutely had to turn it off or risk being suffocated by the stench of wannabes and bad acting!

Anyway! Where was I? Right Gong Li! When my dear chappy when to watch Miami Vice in the theatres (yes, she paid real money for it), she told me that every time Gong Li said something, she was thinking “What the fuck did she just say?!?!”.

And not surprisingly, she was incoherent in this movie too. I’ll just come out and say it because we are thinking it but no one can find his or rather her balls (ok! Whatever, Lene!)

Dumb ignorant chink whore.

There! And don’t pretend you were not thinking exactly the same thing! I know! I’m telepathic!

And another thing, she’s playing a Japanese woman. See, you really can’t tell them apart.

Umm…yes the movie!


Things I found out so you don’t have to!

• Family lived in Lithuania in a castle
• Had a younger sister who was eaten by who else, but Nazi soldiers
• Beheaded first victim (a butcher) but did not eat him
• Sister was chosen because according to the “medical expert” present, she had pneumonia and was going to die anyway.
• 2nd victim was also beheaded but this time Lecter ate his cheeks



And more thing, am I the only one who realizes that Hannibal rhymes with cannibal? What is that about?


2 pills out of 5

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Funny Money

Funny Money

Chevy Chase looks old with hanging jowls and all…I found this movie irritating, stupid and painful to watch…it was meant to be a comedy but it fell far far from the intended tree.

The characters are made to look dim-witted and unintelligent…..the scenes and storyline wouldn’t have lasted 3 minutes in real life…cops are not that dumb, people are not that withstanding..

I watched this movie so you wouldn’t have to, you owe me big time.

This is how it goes.

Chevy Chase lands a briefcase filled with 5 million dollars by accidentally switching the identical briefcase with someone on the subway. The people who own (gangsters, mob, who ever the fuck), wants it back, Armand Assante is a detective that saw Chase in a bar behaving strangely so he go to Chase’s house to ask him why he was behaving strangely, Chase was counting the money in bar’s john, Chase offers to bribe him when he tells Chase he does not believe his story.

Chase’s wife Penelope Ann Miller is a sculptor who never had to the guts to display her work, that afternoon she bumps into some woman who owns a gallery or something and the lady offers to pay her a visit to see her sculptures.

The mobsters kills the guy who brought the wrong briefcase cuz it was payment for something..I don’t what and I don’t intend to find out. Because Chase’s briefcase was with the dead guy, the cops assume it was Chase who died. Enter rookie cop who arrives at the house to inform the wife that her husband was found dead in the river, while he’s actually in the kitchen bribing the cop….okay I can’t go on because then I might as well dictate the entire movie.

So yeah.



¼ a pill out of five

Club Dread

Club Dread

This is your typical young people “horror” movie with tits and asses and fucking in every other scene.

Kids on spring break go to “Pleasure Island” to do whatever it is they do on spring break……but SUDDENLY, the island’s staff show up dead in one way or another.

So while everybody is fucking each other they’re also trying to find out who’s the culprit..

Bill Paxton is in this movie, don’t ask me why…but it was a breath of fresh air to see him play a stoned out hippie. (And he also owns the island).

Its fun to watch if you’re too mentally strained from watching intelligent movies with substance, if you’re actually looking for a movie with more ‘oomph’ then please for the sake of your sanity, please give this movie a pass.


½ a pill out of 5

Harsh Times

Harsh Times

I couldn’t really hear much of the conversation because the “doof doof” music was too loud for most of the initial part of the movie and there are a lot of conversations that need to be paid attention to get what’s going on..

This is how I saw it….latino guy is friends with a white dude who speaks Spanish or whatever the fuck..they say ‘shit’ a lot…both jobless latino guy fucking stupid whore Eva ‘short ass’ longoria…white guy was in the army or something…got a lil fucked up in the head…short ass doesn’t like white guy, thinks that white guy is a bad influence for latino guy..

White guy is fuckin some Mexican broad…white guy gets rejected by the LAPD for a job but gets accepted by homeland security who will send him to Cuba for some tough shit, latino guy gets a job that pays $12 an hour, short ass is very happy.

White guy, latino guy and some other guy go to Mexico to celebrate or commemorate white guy’s goin away or whatever, white guy snaps….and the events that follows through are the repercussions of his actions.

There.

*they sound amateur with the way they talk....and someone like Mr. Bale just doesn't go with language, its just seems wrong...



2 pills out of 5

13 Tzameti

13 Tzameti

This movie is interesting and very captivating even for someone who has no patience for foreign films that are not in English. The concept is in a sense shocking at the same time familiar .

Sébastien is a 22-year old man working on a house of a morphine addict, Godon. Godon dies of an overdose. As Sébastien is clearing out his things because Godon’s widow informs him that she cannot pay him, he overhears a conversation between the widow and the deceased’s friend describing a job that the deceased had lined up that would pay a hefty sum of money.

Unknowingly, Sébastien steals the envelope containing the instructions for the job, all the while he’s under police surveillance.

He begins his journey to one of the more ‘gruesome’ betting games. I can’t say more without spoiling it.


My take:

The subject matter is definitely more adult orientated.

The fact that the entire movie is in black and white gives it an artistic feel to it, making it for me, less grisly and more fanciful.

Interesting facts

Tzameti is the Georgian word for thirteen.

Gela Babluani (director) is Georgian.

13 Tzameti is the feature length directorial debut for Babluani, it is also the the acting debut of George Babluani, (younger brother of the director) who plays the film's protagonist Sébastien.

An American remake of the film is in the works, however Babluani intends to "change a lot of the storyline" and avoid reshooting the original film. He has also indicated that he intends to shoot the remake in color (Screening at the University of Notre Dame, 23 Feb 2007).


4 pills out of 5 pills

Employee of the Month

Employee Of The Month

Vince has been employee of the month 17 times in a row, he intends to win it the 18th time but Zack has other plans. Zack is the typical loser, not climbing the ranks, lives with his grandma and is after the entirely fake Amy (Jessica Simpson).

Simpson is painful to watch, she’s a cheap cheap whore and it shows through and through. She’s got the most irritating voice and she’s always in some kind bust bursting outfit, I mean for fuck’s sake, could she be trying and harder?!?!

This movie became unbearable when she appeared and went downhill from there. The slight saving grace was Dax Shepard (the I like money guy from Idiocracy).

I do not recommend watching this movie, if you have time to kill and nothing better to do with your time, then okay, watch it.



1 pill out of 5.

Happy Feet

Happy Feet

Mumble can’t sing but he can dance. In this animated penguin world, all penguins can sing except for mumble but mumble’s specialty is dancing, tap dancing!

He’s the only penguin who can’t sing and all the other penguins think it has something to do with the fact that his dad dropped the egg he was in while he was in it.

Mumble is cast out from the penguin’s clan because the elders’ think his dancing is causing the food supply (fish) to disappear. Mumble ventures into the world beyond the north pole to prove that the “aliens” (humans) are the ones stealing their food supply.

He manages to catch the attention of the humans with his tap dancing.

The walking and running are sooooo freaking cute!!

I figured it was Elijah Wood without even checking imdb!



3 pills out of 5 pills

Alpha Dog

Alpha Dog

Ben Foster is so fuckin convincing as a totally drugged out rabid psychopathic junkie. This boy has talent written all over him.

There is this one scene where he takes on 8 to 9 people (men and women), one at the time of course, get a bottle broken over his head and then leaves asking the crowd to pass a message to Johnny Truelove.

Emile Hirsch is Johnny Truelove. Truelove is the guy who runs around with Jack Black’s styled facial hair.

Justin Timberlake has shaved armpits and that’s the cue for us girls to go: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay here it is:

Jake Mazursky’s (Foster) 15 year old half brother, Zack (Anton Yelchin) gets kidnapped by Johnny Truelove and his goons, the half brother is held as ransom but the kid is actually having a ball while he is being held prisoner.

Mazursky swears to get even with Truelove on the phone, as so:

No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I’m gonna hunt you down, I’m gonna hunt you down then I’m gonna slit your throat and then I’m gonna cut you open and then I’m gonna eat your muthfuckin heart. You better pray Johnny, you better fuckin pray that the cops find you before I do, get on your cock-sucking knees and praaaayyy!!!

Hello?”

Throughout the movie there is a witness count and you will see why there is a need for a count in the first place.

Emile Hirsch – Love struck neighbor from ‘Girl Next Door’

Ben Foster – Doesn’t really need an introduction but last seen as Warren Worthington III/Angel in X-Men 3, The Last Stand

Sharon Stone is the worried, anxious mother of Zack.

Paul Dano - Also from ‘Girl Next Door’ and brother (Dwanye) of (Olive) Abigail Breslin in “Little Miss Sunshine”.

Towards the end of the movie…there are a couple of scenes like in the car and on the cliff, you can pretty much tell and its pretty obvious that it’s a studio and not authentic. I don’t know what’s up with that…and Sharon Stone later on in a fat suit, what’s up with that?? Disgusting, like seriously.


3 ½ pills out of 5

Man Of The Year

Man Of The Year

In a world where Robin Williams is president of the United States of America is a world that maybe, just maybe might be more entertaining and assuredly more chaotic.

Tom Dobbs (Williams) is the elected President of USA but only due to a computer glitch that is discovered by Eleanor Green (Laura Linney), an employee of the national touch-screen voting system Delacroy.

She quickly becomes an ex-employee and has her life turned upside down and inside out because of incriminating evidence she has against the company. While all this time she tries to tell Dobbs about this and is sometimes disliked by his party members and also disregarded at times by Dobbs himself.

When the information reaches him, it’s up to him to decide what he will do with it….and that’s all she wrote.

Christopher Walken rocks.



2 pills out of 5 pills

Let's Go To Prison

Let's Go To Prison

I watched this movie right after “Blood & Chocolate” so……it was really good even though it would rated a little below average if it was watched at a different time frame. The story follows constantly incarcerated John Lyshitski played by Dax Shepard whom we fondly remember as the “I like money” guy in 2006’s Idiocracy.

John wants revenge on the judge who sentenced him on more than one occasion but alas the judge chooses to die before Lyshitski even gets his hands on him. Enter the judge’s son Nelson Biederman IV (Will Arnett), who quickly becomes Lyshitski’s new target.

Fast forward and both Biederman and Lyshitski are in prison and cell mates, the “fun” starts there.

My take:

Its not laugh out loud funny but its funny enough and Chi McBride is also in it and he is a funny black man. The ending credits is hilarious, remember to watch McBride during the credits!

Move This by Technotronic

Yo Come On Move This

Shake That Body

Shake That Body

People dont you know, dont you know

its about time

cant you hear the jam is pumpin

while you taste the piece of mine

many different flavours

and the spice is strong

get into the hot stuff

let me pour a little some

Baby let me show you how to do thiss

you ve gotta move this

youre doing fine

theres nothing to it

you gotta move this

come on and move this

shake that body for

People dont you know

dont you know its about time

can ya hear the jam is pumpin while

u taste a piece of mine

many different flavors and the spice is strong

get into the hot stuff let me pour a little some

(Chorus)

Can you feel the mellow crawlin fast

come on baby

rhythms blast

pump it pump it pump it up

nothin can make this one stop

youve gotta move this

youve gotta move this

oh yeah you gotta groove this and move this on

shake that body for baby let me show you howda do this

(chorus)

Toes be tappin

Fingers snappin

hands clappin my mouth rappin

Talkin about cold lappin

shut up and do the walk

use what you got show me

your on the floor so let me see

dont say nothing less i saw

and remember i like it raw

you've gotta move this

you've gotta move this

oh yeah yeah yeah

you've gotta move this

uh uh uh uhn shake that body fo me

baby let me show you howda do this

you gotta move this, your doin fine

theres nothin to it youve gotta groove it

c'mon and move this shake that body

baby let me show you howda do this

you gotta move this and move this

aint nothin to it you gotta move it

move it shake that body for me yo shake that body for me.



2 ½ pills out of 5 pills

That half a pill goes entirely for the credits scene!

Blood & Chocolate

Blood & Chocolate

I had the sense to take my medication before watching this movie so I was slightly out of it and quite happily disorientated.

Oliver Martinez has an extremely irritating voice and this stupid Vivian girl is the same annoying one from Haven, Bill Paxton’s nauseating daughter Pippa or whatever! And they’re werewolves?!? The only thing these two should be is rabbit shit!

I just don’t like her face!!

Then lo and behold, there comes along this oblivious, innocent, six o’ clock shadowed artist who thinks she’s hot or whatever! And all this is going down in Romania. How believable! Cause there are Americans, British, whatever the fuck Martinez is, all of them JUST happened to be in Romania at the same time!

Real wolves are used, not CGIs, the real wolves are such a delight to watch! But what I don’t understand is when the wolf jumps on his victim to attack, the victim always reaches out to catch the wolf like he’s their long lost friend who they have not seen in years!

And apparently, werewolves are born and not made, did I already say I hate Martinez accent?! Well, I hate Martinez’s accent!!!

And when the irritating Pippa the Pimple shifts we are all treated with a slow motion scene coupled with glorious choir chorus music and that’s not all, while all the other wolves are of common colors, the Pimple gets to be the only white wolf!

Wolves are so pretty.




2 pills out of 5 pills only for the wolves and innocent, six o’ clock shadowed artist!

Gridiron Gang

Gridiron Gang

This a true story, its one of those underdogs triumphs in the end kinda thing, quite typical, I’ve watched maybe like a gazillion films like this. Believe in yourself; be a winner not a loser, teamwork.


Tidbits:

Sport: American Football
Place: Camp Kilpatrick L.A County Probation Dept. (Juvenile Detention Home for Boys)
Races: Black, white, Latino.
Coach: Sean Porter (Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson)
Asst. Coach: Malcolm Moore (Xzibit, who’s real name is: Alvin Nathaniel Joiner IV, pimp that Xzibit!!)



1/2 a pill out of 5

Hollywoodland

Hollywoodland

Ben Affleck is a tubby bitch, maybe its because Adrien Brody is there for us to compare. But I don’t think so I think Affleck is just a tubby bitch.

This is one of those movies where the end is first, and then we are taken back to how the first scene happened. I’m all for artistic expression but seriously, it would help if they label the scenes “Past” “Present” or something like that, and by the way its not so inventive anymore if every filmmaker is doing the same fucking thing!

Anyways! I don’t know if it just me but I only get what’s happening like an hour or so into the movie, maybe I’m slow or maybe these directors ought not to confuse their audiences!!

So anyway, tubby is an actor, Brody is a private detective; Diane Lane is a big shot movie producer’s wife whom tubby gets with (the whole, younger man, older woman thing).


Everybody says tubby killed himself except his mother who then hires Brody to “investigate”. So Brody goes around finding stuff out and asking questions and I only realized what was happening when Brody envisions a possible scenario. Then its like Ohhh! Stupid shits!



2 pills out of 5

Music & Lyrics

Music & Lyrics

Predictable. But then again which romantic comedy isn’t? Hugh Grant plays Alex Fletcher an 80’s pop icon who at present is a has-been, while Sophie Fisher played by Drew Barrymore is a plant waterer? Or so my intuitive senses tells me.

Grant looks noticeably older at 47 while Barrymore looks somewhat like a pubescent adult. I might as well just cut to the chase because the movie is just another clichéd, conventional and insipid romantic comedy with its familiar themes and a typical ending.

Don’t get me wrong, it was not like it wasn’t entertaining, it was, thanks mainly to Grant who seems to have a knack for comedies, these past recent years.

Barrymore is average, she was playing herself. Now the one thing that caught me off my guard was Kristen Johnston of 3rd Rock from the sun fame, playing Sophie’s sister, Rhonda. I mean my God!!! That so has to be a man! There is no possible way that that is a woman, its just not possible, people. I’m telling you, it’s a MAN!!!! I suspected it from 3rd Rock but now I SO believe my own assumptions.

Anyway, blah blah blah…boy meets girl, boy fucks girl, boy makes girl angry, boy apologies in of course the standard, immensely dramatic romantic way, what else.



1 out of 5 pills (For originality and envisioned themes)

The Last King of Scotland

The Last King of Scotland

I was pleasantly surprised that this movie was somewhat engaging, and this is coming from someone who had no idea at all about the storyline. I actually thought that Forest Whitaker was Scottish and was playing the Scotland’s last king!! How ignorant of me!

He was actually playing the role of one time Uganda’s President, Idi Amin. While the ‘cute in a certain light’ James McAvoy, plays Dr. Nicholas Garrigan, a Scottish doctor who chose to be in Uganda as opposed to joining this father’s practice.

When the doctor arrives he’s greeted by a blonde, messy hair, Agent Scully! Of course here she’s Sarah Merrit.

Then blah blah blah, the doctor meets the president, the president loves him to death and gives him a job as an “adviser and personal physician” then blah blah blah.


I can’t tell you the rest of the story without spoiling it but I will say there are maybe 2 gruesome stomach turning scenes and that Scottish burr is very addictive!!





3 out of 5 pills

The History Boys

The History Boys

This movie was watched in sections that seemed to stretch for forever so it was a looooong draggy kinda thing. Maybe its just me but I found it dry.

There is a whole lot of talking and if you don’t have the ear to catch on to what’s being said, you best not watch the film.

That said, if you’re like me and don’t speak or understand French without the help of subtitles, you’ll be lost for about 4 minutes further in the movie cause there’s a scene where everybody is speaking French. They could have been talking about coming and murdering me in my sleep and I still wouldn’t understand a word.

The testosterone level is a constant high and for some reason the homosexuality overtones seem to be widely accepted and even in a sense understood and expected. Everybody is just so happy and gay!

I was half asleep watching this movie so the spontaneous singing, spouting of poetry and quotations of people long dead were not processed in this thing on my shoulders, inside my skull. But I did remember two! So hurrah for me!

“There is no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.”

“All knowledge is precious, whether or not it serves the slightest human use.”

And for no apparent reason, here are some helping words!

Trollup
A trollup (or trollop) is a usually at fat dumb person who acts really gay and camp but isnt. It can also be used as a name.

Crass
Having such grossness of mind, another word for bad, terrible. Another word for bad, terrible, crap.

Nancy
A homosexual.



½ a pill out of 5

The Holiday

The Holiday

I like Kate Winslet, I’ve always thought that she is not as pretentious as the rest of Hollywood. I had no idea Edward Burns was in this! Why didn’t someone tell me?!

So the typical romantic holiday story goes like this, American woman (Diaz) and English woman (Winslet) swap homes for the holidays because both of them are suffering the oh so “not expected” break-up blues.

So while the numbingly dumb American blonde puts up in Winslet’s cottage, SURPRISINGLY, Winslet’s brother who in recent times have become slightly nauseating Jude Law shows up.

While over in LA, Winslet befriends Diaz’s 90 year old neighbor, who exudes more charm in two hours than Law could ever in his entire lifetime. Enter Jack Black, he works with Diaz who makes trailers for movies, while he composes.

Okay, blah blah bleeuh!

You know the rest of the story, don’t make me go through it, I have been sufficiently punished just by sitting here and watching it.

Look out for the trailer that Diaz “apparently” made, its got James Franco and Lindsay ‘I’m white trash’ Lohan in it.

And Winslet’s dog, at least I think its Winslet’s dog, I don’t think she would fly herself and her dog to L.A if it was only for the holidays and besides pork faced Diaz would be there to kill him accidentally cause she thought the rat cage laced with rat poison was actually his muzzle.

But the point is, that’s a cute dog and probably even spells too! Which Diaz can’t do.


½ a pill out of 5

And its only to give face to Black, Winslet and that Old Man.

Oh! And look out for Dustin Hoffman in the video store!

Haven

Haven

Haven is one of those “connected” movies, think 2004’s Crash. Its title is an oxymoron but you would have to watch it to figure out why. The movie starts off somewhere with Carl Ridley’s (Bill Paxton) daughter Pippa Ridley (Agnes Bruckner) celebrating her 18th birthday at a restaurant. Her father arrives only to give her a birthday present and leaves soon after.

I don’t know if its just me but if I saw that scene elsewhere without knowing the relationship between the two involved, I’d surely think, that’s a couple. Like a couple who fucks.

Anyways! Blah blah blah and Carl has to leave for the Caribbean because he fucked up some illegal money thingy (I’m thinking laundering). Precious lil’ Pippa (okay, what the fuck kinda name is that?!) is upset because they have everything in Miami, her friends, memories and her mother’s ashes.

So they arrive and here is where it all happens, this is where the chain reaction starts. I won’t say anything that gives away the ending but let’s just say it was not disappointing nor typical.

But I will say that these Caribbean people are almost impossible to decipher, God knows what the fuck they’re saying (think Yeah Yeah, Sean Paul). Some scenes where I think even the director (Frank E. Flowers, and I think the spelling is an attempt to be hip hop orientated, Frankie Flowers would have worked just fine! But he grew up in the Cayman Islands, so who the hell knows!)

Where was I? Right! These people speak weird, so weird that there are subtitles! Hearing Bloom Bloom attempting this made me choke on cigarette smoke!

Here’s my take:

Bill Paxton: I like, his acting comes off as authentic

The Pippa Daughter: Hmm…ooookay, she wasn’t required to do much anyway, just be blonde and a slight brat.

Bloom Bloom: Bloom Bloom will be Bloom Bloom, always the good earnest boy, so its nothing out of his reach. Its like watching Legolas speaking Japanese or something.

Zoe Saldana: I never liked her, her face was just made to hate. And if you look closely towards the end where she’s at the pier, my God! Those are humongous nostrils! And I couldn’t tear my eyes off them even to listen to what she was saying!

Victor Rasuk: Now this guy, I find him considerably irritating! From the talk to the walk to the dreads but there’s a scene in a laundromat where he gets what he’s worth from a cop and I found that a very pleasing sight! And something tells me he’s sooooooooooo Chevron’s type and she’ll be gushing all about him!

The rest of the cast just do their thing to make the story work, so I won’t my precious time!



2 ½ pills out of 5

Official Opening

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