Buscemi!!

Movies I have watched recently but I’m just too damned lazy to review!

Monty Python’s The Life Of Brian
Monty Python’s And Now For Something Completely Different
Towering Inferno
The Most Unromantic Man In The World
The Dreamers
Fargo
Lonesome Jim
Gerry
Erik The Viking
Matchstick Men

And because they’re pretty, here Steve Buscemi’s thin long fingers!

Oldboy

Reasons to watch oldboy


• Has a wonderful soundtrack!
• Is nicely shot
• Has a cute little white dog
• The “Villain” Woo Jin is quite an entertaining character
• These people speak funny!
• Watch a man eat a raw octopus
• Characters try and outwit each other
• Transformation of characters when they were younger to the present
• Fascinating fight scenes
• There’s a rapid head shaking scene that looks straight out of 1990’s Jacob’s Ladder
• Last but not least, James *recommends it! (*insists or the threats will come!)
• This movie has all the things we love and hold dear to our black black hearts! Please see below.






4 out of 5 pills




And now I would like to take this opportunity to introduce my alter ego that has been hiding inside me for sooooooooooooo long! Please meet:

Monstrous abnormal nasty insane creature! In short M.A.N.I.C

Foolproof

I only watched this movie only cuz Ryan Reynolds was in it….It was okay….Here it goes without any pauses:

Reynolds works in an insurance firm and then there’s this girl and this other guy and in their free time they figure how to crack security systems and then there’s this mafia guy who steals their plan that they never planned to actually carry out cuz they only do for the challenge so the mafia guy actually goes through with the plan and succeeds and then he wants them to do like a big heist, Ocean’s 11 style or he’ll send the blueprint of their plans to the police with their fingerprints on it.

I would usually hate any chick that you know…..would be the love interest of my dearest Reynolds but this girl I can stand…cuz she’s not that pretty anyways!

I couldn’t find pictures of the other guy “Rob” but he’s kinda cute in a goofy way….but here’s the unattractive love interest!








2 ½ pills out of 5

Dirty Deeds

Milo Ventimiglia is cute but watching Dirty Deeds just didn’t do it for me, too high school, too not funny, too predictable. And the kids don’t even get in any real trouble which makes it all the more unrealistic.

Its like high school is everything and I mean come on….seriously, he doesn’t look like he’s in high school! Lacey Chabert doesn’t really make much of an impression cuz she she doesn’t say much or just says really banal things, the only time I looked up from my nails when she was in the scene was at the end, where she laughed.

If that is laughter then…..the grunts and squeals of a pig deserve a Grammy.


The only reason I watched this movie was Milo Ventimiglia but if you don’t like him or his cleft lip or his dry one-liners then don’t watch, just paint your nails with precision.


½ a pill of out 5