Alpha Dog

Alpha Dog

Ben Foster is so fuckin convincing as a totally drugged out rabid psychopathic junkie. This boy has talent written all over him.

There is this one scene where he takes on 8 to 9 people (men and women), one at the time of course, get a bottle broken over his head and then leaves asking the crowd to pass a message to Johnny Truelove.

Emile Hirsch is Johnny Truelove. Truelove is the guy who runs around with Jack Black’s styled facial hair.

Justin Timberlake has shaved armpits and that’s the cue for us girls to go: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay here it is:

Jake Mazursky’s (Foster) 15 year old half brother, Zack (Anton Yelchin) gets kidnapped by Johnny Truelove and his goons, the half brother is held as ransom but the kid is actually having a ball while he is being held prisoner.

Mazursky swears to get even with Truelove on the phone, as so:

No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I’m gonna hunt you down, I’m gonna hunt you down then I’m gonna slit your throat and then I’m gonna cut you open and then I’m gonna eat your muthfuckin heart. You better pray Johnny, you better fuckin pray that the cops find you before I do, get on your cock-sucking knees and praaaayyy!!!

Hello?”

Throughout the movie there is a witness count and you will see why there is a need for a count in the first place.

Emile Hirsch – Love struck neighbor from ‘Girl Next Door’

Ben Foster – Doesn’t really need an introduction but last seen as Warren Worthington III/Angel in X-Men 3, The Last Stand

Sharon Stone is the worried, anxious mother of Zack.

Paul Dano - Also from ‘Girl Next Door’ and brother (Dwanye) of (Olive) Abigail Breslin in “Little Miss Sunshine”.

Towards the end of the movie…there are a couple of scenes like in the car and on the cliff, you can pretty much tell and its pretty obvious that it’s a studio and not authentic. I don’t know what’s up with that…and Sharon Stone later on in a fat suit, what’s up with that?? Disgusting, like seriously.


3 ½ pills out of 5