Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Sublime



Sublime

The “Ed” guy is in this one, I only bothered to remember his name cuz I’m writing this, Thomas Cavanagh. On his 40th birthday George Grieves (Cavanagh) has to go for a routine medical procedure. Before that his family, wife, brother, daughter and son and some friends come to celebrate his birthday.

Then I don’t know what happens. He goes to the hospital to get this procedure done, there’s this hot nurse then he wakes up the and the doctor tells him that there was a mix up and that the procedure meant for him was done to another patient with a same sounding last name.

Here on out, all he does is lie in bed, hallucinate? And think about the birthday party, his wife and kids come to visit and I think he thinks that the wife is fuckin the doctor who made the mistake then he fucks the hot nurse, she helps him go to this place “abandoned” place and look for his medical file. And then she wheels him back to his room?? Which takes a really long time and he gets to see all this gruesome stuff and also his wife fuckin Dr. Mistake. The scene slightly resembles a scene from Jacob’s Ladder.

Then there’s this black male nurse who kills the patient in the next bed?? Okay, all these ?? is because I have no idea if the dude is hallucinating or all this shit is really happening and then the black dude wants to kill him too.

Okay, if you really want to know the rest and you think you have more patience than me to sit through movies like this then RENT IT! Cuz it’s a direct-to-DVD movie anyways!!

The only thing that didn’t make it SUCH a BIG waste of my time was his cute brother, Billy (David Clayton Rogers) and to show you why, here's a picture!



The movie’s tagline is, “Maybe... if you spend your life worrying... then the only way that your life will have meaning is if what you fear becomes real” maybe this will give you some insight on that the fuck is goin on.


1 ½ pills out of 5

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