9 Songs

9 Songs

Watching people having endless sex isn’t as appealing as I thought it would be, especially when that thing is supposed to be a woman. At one time she actually pokes fun at herself while in the nude, asking the dude if she looks like a boy.

So anyways, the movie just follows these two through their concert-going, having sex in the kitchen, having sex in the dining room, having sex in a hotel room, having sex at random times of the day. Just basically fucking, you get the point. Oh and snorting.

And yeah, that’s about it and that she’s cranky about her tea and for fuck’s sake she’s a yankee he’s the brit!!

Oh and there are some scenes where the dude is in Alaska?!

Whatever man….I’d rather watch imaginary martians doing the cha-cha on my ceiling….wait, they’re not imaginary!!

Now how many girls can say that did not enjoy watching random sex scenes for over an hour and has actual martians dancing on their ceilings?!? Just ME, that's how many!


No pills out of 5. But here’s a pile of very deserving turtle excrement!



Maybe it would have been bearable if they weren’t so hard to look at and by that I mean look like porn stars! Those people were built for that!