In The Land Of Women

Adam Brody is cute in a ‘I Have A Weird Voice Intonation’ sorta way. Anyway, Carter Webb (Brody) gets dumped by his girlfriend Sophie who I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere else besides Van Helsing, so she dumps him and the poor baby cries like in a really heart wrenching sorta way then when thats over, he walks out of the diner puts on those terribly sexy aviator sunglasses and sticks a cigarette in his mouth and even though he’s still dragging his way to his car so half-assed, you forgot her pathetic reasons for dumping him.






Anyway! So his gramma thinks she's dying, he decides to go see her and look after her as opposed to his mum. And across from gramma Phyllis lives Sarah (Meg Ryan), Lucy (The Pretty Kristen Stewart) and her little sister Paige.

* Sarah & Carter take walks.
* Carter is a soft core porn writer.
* Sarah tells Lucy to take Carter out for a movie cuz it'll be a nice thing to do for the new dude in the neighborhood.
* Lucy hates Sarah
* Gramma by far the funniest woman, she says stuff like "Who's Gives A Shit" and flips people off.

* Sarah is sick.
* Sarah knows that her husband is cheating on her.
* Lucy's apparent boyfriend can't wait for her to put out so he fucks her bestfriend.
* There a guy with a gap in his front teeth that has the hots for Lucy.
* Lucy takes Carter to a party.

And well, you just have to watch the rest to know it!

3 pills out of 5